Punkins' opinion on Dr. Lockerby

Goodday Hoomans,

I am sure all of you are on the edge of your seats waiting to hear of my expert opinion on the one they call “Dr. Lockerby.”

This hooman claims to be a “cat person”- let’s just say our definitions of a cat person are very different. Every morning when she arrives, I meet her at the door awaiting my gifts of worship. Instead of showering me with the treats I deserve she pets me instead. I had made multiple attempts to train her that scratches are nice but are deemed unacceptable when I am quite literally wasting away.

This new servant employee is also a morning person, which is the worst kind. She has a lot of energy, which makes no sense to me. She appears to get excited over mundane matters which makes me think that her life outside my hospital must in fact be quite boring.

Overall, my loyal subjects seem to like her, until she starts to deliver on the treats I am not sold.

Continue to stay alert for my observations and opinions on life

Forever hungry,

Punkins (the real boss)